The Brainless Hordes Feasting on Information Scraps.

New iPhone? Leaked Specs? Spare Me. Isn't It Pathetic, This Life You Bet on a Millimeter of Thinness?

Every damn day, these brainless optimists scavenge for "information scraps" from God-knows-where, then scream "New model!" "Revolutionary!" They’re like deranged factory workers rummaging through a junkyard, yelling "New part found!" Listen up. What you're worshipping is nothing more than an overpriced paperweight that will be obsolete in a few years.

After two decades of following Apple, I can tell you: this current frenzy is nothing but a "low-IQ information begging convention." In the Jobs era, Apple spat on leaks and then delivered "reality-distortion magic" that obliterated our imaginations. We bowed to that madness and beauty. But now? It's just a predictable "guess-the-feature" game where the leaks are accurate, and the product is just…there. What's the point of wasting your time and money on such a pathetic charade?

The Deplorable "iPhone Air":

・How dare they brand a device "Air" when its backside is disfigured by a hideous camera bump? It’s a testament to their capitulation to physics and their abandonment of design philosophy. It makes me sick. Only when the lenses are completely flush, giving the illusion of a single, seamless pane of glass—a "madness of perfect form"—only then can it claim the "Air" title. What it is now is a fat fraud pretending to be thin.

The Corpse of "Foldables":

・To drag out the ghost of old flip phones and call it "the future" reveals a poverty of imagination that makes my skin crawl. "It folds into an iPad?" Such a cheap, utilitarian concept, born from the desire to consolidate possessions like some penny-pinching housewife, has stripped the product of any "sense of awe", reducing it to a mere "convenience gadget." What you truly crave isn't genuine innovation; it's just a mediocre multi-functional toy.

Ultimately, the entire discussion revolves around minor spec bumps and an utterly absurd price tag. Frankly, I'd rather spend the money on a set of well-worn, soul-infused artisan tools or stockpile a few years' worth of the finest rice and miso in my pantry. Those things, at least, connect me to a tangible, blood-and-guts kind of life.

Your fingers, reposting empty rumors, your life projected onto a mere millimeter of thinness on a screen. Why not use those fingers to find "real tools" that actually enrich your reality? You're not being led by Apple anymore. You're just a "brainless consumer flocking to an illusory mirage made of information scraps." Get a grip.